New · Spring 2026

Cookie Not Cookie.

A meal in cookie form.

From $8. Subscriptions from $7.20. Cold-shipped.

Protein

20g

chickpea + almond

Sugar

5g

allulose + agave

Fiber

9g

prebiotic, gut-first

Bake temp

275°F

low + slow

The pitch

It's not a snack.
It's lunch.

Twenty grams of plant protein, gut-friendly fiber, low sugar — engineered to keep you full from breakfast to that 1pm meeting.

Build a box See what's inside

No. 01 · Dark chocolate + tart cranberry

Choca Cran

The rom-com cookie.

Dark chocolate falls for a sharp little cranberry in the first act. Oats and flax stabilize the chemistry. The meet-cute happens at 275°F.

  • Oat flour
  • Chickpea protein
  • Dark cacao
  • Whole cranberries
  • Flaxseed
  • Allulose
Choca Cran cookie
20g protein
5g sugar

No. 02 · Dark chocolate + almond

Chocmondu

The James Bond of cookies.

Dark chocolate plays the smooth operator. Almond slivers provide the shoulder pad. Dressed up in allulose and agave — the clean kind of indulgence.

  • Almond flour
  • Chickpea protein
  • Dark cacao
  • Sliced almonds
  • Agave
  • Sea salt
Chocmondu cookie
20g protein
5g sugar

No. 03 · Peanut butter + chocolate

Drama in the PBC

The good kind of drama.

Peanut butter and chocolate walk into a kitchen. Sweet potato shows up for substance. Twenty grams of plant protein cue the curtain call. You leave the snack drawer in a love triangle.

  • Peanut butter
  • Chickpea protein
  • Sweet potato
  • Dark cacao
  • Oat flour
  • Allulose
Drama in the PBC cookie
20g protein
5g sugar
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The competition

Stack it against
the protein bar.

Per serving. Same category. Different category-defining decisions.

Cookie Not Cookie
Standard protein bar
Average cookie
Plant protein
20g
10–15g (mostly soy isolate)
2g
Sugar
5g
12–22g
14g
Fiber
9g (prebiotic)
3g
1g
Bake temperature
275°F (low + slow)
350°F+
375°F
Ingredients
<12 (real food)
25+ (most you can't pronounce)
15+
Eats like
A meal
A candy bar
A sugar crash

Comparison values reflect category averages reported by FDA + USDA in 2025. Your milage may vary.

Engineered, not assembled.

Designed to do more.

Every choice — from chickpea to chocolate to cold-chain — is in service of one question: can a cookie actually be a meal?

No. 01

Not a protein bar.

No whey, no soy isolate, no candy-bar gymnastics. Just legumes, seeds, oats, and a little theatrical chocolate.

No. 02

Not a regular cookie.

A regular cookie is a sugar crash in a crumb coat. This is a complete, macro-balanced meal you can eat with one hand on the steering wheel.

No. 03

Not a cold brick.

We bake at 275°F to keep nutrients intact, then cold-ship so texture survives the trip. Your cookie arrives chewy, not shellacked.

Cold chain

38°F
to your door.

Bake low at 275°F. Chill. Pack in a recyclable insulated mailer. Ship Monday. Land Wednesday–Friday. Eat at the temperature you prefer — chewy either way.

cold chain photography

The lineup

Three cookies.
Pick what you'd actually want.

Choca Cran

Dark chocolate + tart cranberry

Choca Cran

$8

Rich, sweet chocolate meets tart, sassy cranberry — and sparks fly.

P

20g

F

9g

S

5g

Chocmondu

Dark chocolate + almond

Chocmondu

$8

Smooth dark chocolate and classy almond slivers. Fancy, but knows how to party.

P

20g

F

9g

S

5g

Drama in the PBC

Peanut butter + chocolate

Drama in the PBC

$8

Creamy peanut butter joins forces with rich chocolate for a power-packed performance.

P

20g

F

9g

S

5g

★★★★★ · 4.9 average

Loved by people who actually have lunch breaks.

★★★★★

"Love that it's gluten-free and vegan — and it actually fits my macros. I can't believe it's a cookie."

James A.

Runs half marathons, eats cookies.

★★★★★

"Game-changer for my busy mornings. One cookie, coffee, and I'm full until 1pm."

Emily R.

PM, reluctant breakfast-eater.

★★★★★

"I stopped pretending protein bars taste good. This is what I actually want to eat."

Dani K.

Personal trainer, cookie convert.

Get it

From bake to door
in under five days.

SUN

Baked

Low and slow at 275°F in our Brooklyn kitchen.

MON

Shipped

Cold-chain mailer leaves before 11 AM ET.

TUE-WED

In transit

Insulated, recyclable, monitored.

WED-FRI

On your counter

Eat at room temp or chilled — chewy either way.