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● NEW · spring 2026

The cookie that
eats like
a meal.

20g of plant-based protein, 9g of gut-friendly fiber, just 5g of sugar. Baked low and slow at 275°F, cold-shipped to your door — so what we made is what you eat.

From $8/cookie. 10% off on subscriptions. Free returns within 30 days.

Trusted by snack drawers in

  • NEW YORK
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  • LOS ANGELES
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  • AUSTIN
  • ·
  • CHICAGO
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  • SEATTLE
  • ·
  • + 50 STATES
Choca Cran
Chocmondu
Drama in the PBC

20g

plant protein per cookie

9g

prebiotic gut-friendly fiber

275°F

low + slow bake temp

50

states we cold-ship to

our story

Real food.
No Frankenfood.

We were tired of protein bars that tasted like punishment and cookies that ate like a sugar crash. So we baked the cookie we actually wanted to eat — and made it a meal.

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Engineered for satiety

Slow-digesting carbs, plant protein, and prebiotic fiber. No spike, no crash, no 3pm raid of the snack drawer.

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Real ingredients only

Chickpeas, oats, almond, flax, real cacao. If you can't pronounce it on a podcast, it's not in our recipe.

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Cold-chain shipping

Baked at 275°F, chilled, then shipped at 38°F in a recyclable insulated mailer. Texture survives the trip.

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how it works

From bake to door
in three steps.

1

step 01

Pick your flavors.

Mix and match three, twelve, or twenty-four cookies. We'll never tell anyone you got Drama in the PBC twice.

2

step 02

We bake on Sunday.

Fresh in our Brooklyn kitchen at 275°F. Real food, real humans, real pre-shift dance party.

3

step 03

Ships cold Monday.

Insulated mailer leaves before 11 AM. Lands wed–fri. Eat at room temp, chilled, or warmed — chewy either way.

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★★★★★ · customer story

"I stopped pretending
protein bars taste good."

I stopped pretending protein bars taste good. This is what I actually want to eat.

D

Dani K.

Personal trainer, cookie convert.

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launch lineup

Three cookies.
Each one a meal.

Choca Cran Dark chocolate + tart cranberry $8

Choca Cran

"The rom-com cookie."

Rich, sweet chocolate meets tart, sassy cranberry — and sparks fly.

Oat flourChickpea proteinDark cacao
Chocmondu Dark chocolate + almond $8

Chocmondu

"The James Bond of cookies."

Smooth dark chocolate and classy almond slivers. Fancy, but knows how to party.

Almond flourChickpea proteinDark cacao
Drama in the PBC Peanut butter + chocolate $8

Drama in the PBC

"The good kind of drama."

Creamy peanut butter joins forces with rich chocolate for a power-packed performance.

Peanut butterChickpea proteinSweet potato
pricing

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Starter trio

Sample the lineup

One of each flavor. Best for first-timers.

$24

/ box of 3

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  • ✓ One of each launch flavor
  • ✓ Cold-shipped Monday
  • ✓ $8 shipping
  • × Free shipping
  • × Subscriber discount
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Box of twelve

A week (or two) of meals

Mix and match the trio however you'd like.

$84

/ box of 12

$7/cookie. Save 12.5% vs single.

Build my 12-box
  • ✓ Mix any combination
  • ✓ Cold-shipped Monday
  • ✓ Free shipping ($12 saved)
  • ✓ Subscriber: extra 10% off
  • ✓ Skip / cancel anytime

Box of twenty-four

A month of meals

For households, offices, and serious snackers.

$144

/ box of 24

$6/cookie. Save 25% vs single.

Build my 24-box
  • ✓ Mix any combination
  • ✓ Cold-shipped Monday
  • ✓ Free shipping
  • ✓ Subscriber: extra 10% off
  • ✓ Free swag included

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★★★★★ · 4.9 / 5.0

From the
snack drawer.

★★★★★

"Love that it's gluten-free and vegan — and it actually fits my macros. I can't believe it's a cookie."
J

James A.

Runs half marathons, eats cookies.

★★★★★

"Game-changer for my busy mornings. One cookie, coffee, and I'm full until 1pm."
E

Emily R.

PM, reluctant breakfast-eater.

★★★★★

"I stopped pretending protein bars taste good. This is what I actually want to eat."
D

Dani K.

Personal trainer, cookie convert.

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★ first-order treat

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FAQ

Asked & answered.

Can't find what you're looking for? Talk to us.

  • Is it actually a meal?

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    Yes. 20g of plant protein from chickpeas + almonds, 9g of prebiotic fiber, slow-digesting carbs. Most people stay full for 3–4 hours.

  • How does cold shipping work?

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    We ship Mondays in a recyclable insulated mailer that keeps the box at 38°F through transit. Lands Wed–Fri across the contiguous US.

  • Can I subscribe?

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    Yes — pick "Subscribe + save 10%" at checkout. Cadences: every 2 weeks or monthly. Skip / pause / cancel any time from your account.

  • What's NOT in it?

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    Whey, soy isolate, gluten, dairy, refined sugar, palm oil, "natural flavor", and anything we wouldn't name on a podcast.

  • How do you keep nutrients intact?

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    Low and slow at 275°F (vs the industry-standard 425°F). Keeps oats, flax, cacao and cinnamon from oxidizing. Plus the fewer-than-12 ingredients are real food to begin with.

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