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20g
PLANT
PROTEIN

NEW three flavors. one cookie. zero compromise.

cookie cookie not cookie.

Looks like a cookie. Eats like a meal.
Real food, not Frankenfood. We bake at 275°F, ship cold, and pretend that's normal.

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★ 20G PLANT PROTEIN ● VEGAN AS HELL ▲ GLUTEN FREE ★ BAKED AT 275°F ● COLD SHIPPED ▲ NOT FRANKENFOOD ★ 20G PLANT PROTEIN ● VEGAN AS HELL ▲ GLUTEN FREE ★ BAKED AT 275°F ● COLD SHIPPED ▲ NOT FRANKENFOOD ★ 20G PLANT PROTEIN ● VEGAN AS HELL ▲ GLUTEN FREE ★ BAKED AT 275°F ● COLD SHIPPED ▲ NOT FRANKENFOOD

Three things this cookie is not.

not the usual,
not the bar,
not a brick.

01

Not a protein bar.

No whey, no soy isolate, no candy-bar gymnastics. Just legumes, seeds, oats, and a little theatrical chocolate.

02

Not a regular cookie.

A regular cookie is a sugar crash in a crumb coat. This is a complete, macro-balanced meal you can eat with one hand on the steering wheel.

03

Not a cold brick.

We bake at 275°F to keep nutrients intact, then cold-ship so texture survives the trip. Your cookie arrives chewy, not shellacked.

★ launch lineup

three
cookies,
zero regrets.

Each one is the full meal-deal: 20g plant protein, gut-friendly fiber, low sugar, and the kind of personality you don't usually associate with chickpeas.

$8 each · stacks save

No.01

Choca Cran

Rich, sweet chocolate meets tart, sassy cranberry — and sparks fly.

Choca Cran cookie
$8
ea

Dark chocolate + tart cranberry

"The rom-com cookie."

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No.02

Chocmondu

Smooth dark chocolate and classy almond slivers. Fancy, but knows how to party.

Chocmondu cookie
$8
ea

Dark chocolate + almond

"The James Bond of cookies."

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No.03

Drama in the PBC

Creamy peanut butter joins forces with rich chocolate for a power-packed performance.

Drama in the PBC cookie
$8
ea

Peanut butter + chocolate

"The good kind of drama."

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the receipts

numbers we like.

Protein

20g

chickpea + almond

Sugar

5g

allulose + agave

Fiber

9g

prebiotic, gut-first

Bake temp

275°F

low + slow

Ship temp

38°F

cold-chain

Ingredients

12 or fewer

no frankenfood

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

fans say stuff.

★★★★★
"Love that it's gluten-free and vegan — and it actually fits my macros. I can't believe it's a cookie."
— James A.

Runs half marathons, eats cookies.

★★★★★
"Game-changer for my busy mornings. One cookie, coffee, and I'm full until 1pm."
— Emily R.

PM, reluctant breakfast-eater.

★★★★★
"I stopped pretending protein bars taste good. This is what I actually want to eat."
— Dani K.

Personal trainer, cookie convert.

why we ship cold

UPS is not
invited to the
bake.

We bake low and slow at 275°F, then refuse to let your cookie meet a hot warehouse. Every box leaves on a Monday or Tuesday in a recyclable insulated mailer. Texture survives. Nutrients survive. You survive.

COLD SHIPPED 38°F ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦