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Build your box · launch lineup

Tap, build,
eat dinner.

Every cookie is a complete plant-based meal: 20g protein, 9g fiber, 5g sugar. Build a box of three, six, or twelve — we ship cold, every Monday.

$8/cookie · 12 for $84
Choca Cran Dark chocolate + tart cranberry $8

Choca Cran

"The rom-com cookie."

Rich, sweet chocolate meets tart, sassy cranberry — and sparks fly.

P

20g

F

9g

S

5g

0
Chocmondu Dark chocolate + almond $8

Chocmondu

"The James Bond of cookies."

Smooth dark chocolate and classy almond slivers. Fancy, but knows how to party.

P

20g

F

9g

S

5g

0
Drama in the PBC Peanut butter + chocolate $8

Drama in the PBC

"The good kind of drama."

Creamy peanut butter joins forces with rich chocolate for a power-packed performance.

P

20g

F

9g

S

5g

0
1

Not a protein bar.

No whey, no soy isolate, no candy-bar gymnastics. Just legumes, seeds, oats, and a little theatrical chocolate.

2

Not a regular cookie.

A regular cookie is a sugar crash in a crumb coat. This is a complete, macro-balanced meal you can eat with one hand on the steering wheel.

3

Not a cold brick.

We bake at 275°F to keep nutrients intact, then cold-ship so texture survives the trip. Your cookie arrives chewy, not shellacked.

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how it works

Three steps,
zero spreadsheet.

You build it, we bake it Sunday, it lands at your door midweek. No subscription unless you want one. Skip, swap, or cancel any time.

01
step

Build your box.

Tap +/− to add cookies. Mix, match, or stack one flavor — we don't judge.

02
step

We bake Sunday.

Low-and-slow at 275°F. Real food, real kitchen, real Brooklyn humans.

03
step

Ships cold Monday.

Recyclable insulated mailer. Lands wed–fri. Eat at room temp or chilled.

Cookie Not Cookie lifestyle

no really, eat it for breakfast

One cookie + coffee = full until 1pm.

numbers we like

Per cookie,
no asterisks.

Tested at our Brooklyn kitchen. Honestly, you don't need a spreadsheet to know it's a meal — but if you like spreadsheets, here's one.

Protein

20g

chickpea + almond

Sugar

5g

allulose + agave

Fiber

9g

prebiotic, gut-first

Bake temp

275°F

low + slow

Ship temp

38°F

cold-chain

Ingredients

12 or fewer

no frankenfood

★★★★★ · 4.9 average · 314 reviews

From the snack drawer.

J

James A.

Runs half marathons, eats cookies.

★★★★★
"Love that it's gluten-free and vegan — and it actually fits my macros. I can't believe it's a cookie."
E

Emily R.

PM, reluctant breakfast-eater.

★★★★★
"Game-changer for my busy mornings. One cookie, coffee, and I'm full until 1pm."
D

Dani K.

Personal trainer, cookie convert.

★★★★★
"I stopped pretending protein bars taste good. This is what I actually want to eat."

questions, mostly answered

FAQ.

  • Is it really a meal?

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    Yes. 20g of plant protein from chickpeas and almonds, 9g of prebiotic fiber, slow-digesting carbs from oats. One cookie keeps most people full 3–4 hours.

  • Why cold shipping?

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    We bake low and slow at 275°F to keep nutrients intact, which means the cookie stays soft and chewy. Heat in transit would undo that. We ship cold so what we baked is what you eat.

  • How do subscriptions work?

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    Pick your cadence at checkout (one-time, every 2 weeks, monthly). Subscriptions get 10% off and free shipping. You can skip, swap flavors, or cancel any time from your account.

  • Where do you ship?

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    All 50 contiguous US states. Boxes leave Brooklyn every Monday and arrive Wednesday–Friday depending on zone.

  • Is it actually vegan and gluten-free?

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    Both. Made in a facility that does not handle dairy, whey, soy isolate, or wheat. No protein-bar gymnastics.