A cookie can deliver complete macros without sacrificing flavor, texture, or self-respect. We ran the test 274 times. We're now shipping the result.
Cookie Not Cookie. Three SKUs. Twenty grams of plant protein. Baked at 275°F. Cold-shipped. The full reference document is below.
● shipping live · NYC → US 50
Ø 78mm · m=42g
SCALE 1:1
We named it Cookie Not Cookie because we tested every other label and none of them were honest. It's a meal in cookie form. We bake low and slow. We ship cold. We refuse to add anything we can't pronounce on a podcast.
N° 01
REASON.1
No whey, no soy isolate, no candy-bar gymnastics. Just legumes, seeds, oats, and a little theatrical chocolate.
N° 02
REASON.2
A regular cookie is a sugar crash in a crumb coat. This is a complete, macro-balanced meal you can eat with one hand on the steering wheel.
N° 03
REASON.3
We bake at 275°F to keep nutrients intact, then cold-ship so texture survives the trip. Your cookie arrives chewy, not shellacked.
A complete spec of one (1) Cookie Not Cookie. Numbers are batch-tested averages, not aspirational marketing. Tested at our NYC kitchen on 2026-04-22.
● tested 2026
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Protein | 20g |
| Sugar | 5g |
| Fiber | 9g |
| Bake temp | 275°F |
| Ship temp | 38°F |
| Ingredients | 12 or fewer |
● 3 of 6 in production · Q2 2026
SKU CNC-001
42G · NET WT
$8.00
FIG. 01
Dark chocolate + tart cranberry
Ø 78mm
42g
"The rom-com cookie."
Dark chocolate falls for a sharp little cranberry in the first act. Oats and flax stabilize the chemistry. The meet-cute happens at 275°F.
SKU CNC-002
42G · NET WT
$8.00
FIG. 02
Dark chocolate + almond
Ø 78mm
42g
"The James Bond of cookies."
Dark chocolate plays the smooth operator. Almond slivers provide the shoulder pad. Dressed up in allulose and agave — the clean kind of indulgence.
SKU CNC-003
42G · NET WT
$8.00
FIG. 03
Peanut butter + chocolate
Ø 78mm
42g
"The good kind of drama."
Peanut butter and chocolate walk into a kitchen. Sweet potato shows up for substance. Twenty grams of plant protein cue the curtain call. You leave the snack drawer in a love triangle.
N=314 · ⭑ 4.9 / 5.0
REPORT.001
"Love that it's gluten-free and vegan — and it actually fits my macros. I can't believe it's a cookie."
REPORT.002
"Game-changer for my busy mornings. One cookie, coffee, and I'm full until 1pm."
REPORT.003
"I stopped pretending protein bars taste good. This is what I actually want to eat."
Heat is what turns a fresh cookie into a brick. We bake low at 275°F, chill, and ship in a recyclable insulated mailer. Boxes leave NYC on Mondays only. UPS is not invited to the bake.
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